时光机器

时光机器

剧作家：海岛Island

献给玛丽安和玛丽特

“伟大的挪威集团，世界歌手，我是魔术师爱德华先生，我向你们推荐我们公司新发明的产品，Pretty Boy号时光机器。现场所有观众们，先生们，女士们，孩子们，请用你们的掌声，欢迎挪威的两位女歌手，玛丽安和玛丽特，坐上来吧……”

爱德华微笑着。他魔术师装扮，头戴高顶礼帽、身穿黑魔法袍、手持白色手杖，笑起来露出两片象牙般洁白的牙齿，据说他曾让牙医给他牙齿罅隙嵌上32颗钻石。这时，他站在这辆Pretty Boy号时光机器旁边，拉开车门，等待玛丽安和玛丽特步上阶梯。

玛丽安一头波浪的卷发，笑容甜美，她身形高挑，今天身穿黑色衬衫，嘻哈裤子，走起路来很有模特风范，而马丽特则是一头金发，笑容含蓄，她丰满性感，今天身穿唐装旗袍，嘻哈裤子，走起路来像画家。

她俩手拉着手，巧步轻盈的踱上玉石阶梯，拉拉一般，不忘对两边围绕的观众微笑，明星风范，迎着台阶上停留的时光机器步了上去，先后迈起纤纤玉足，跨上时光机器后座。

这辆时光机器外表形同一辆中世纪时代的马车，因为它的车前有八匹黑色玉马，车身却像个变形金刚，有着一个个大大小小的圆形齿轮，和一些神秘的水晶，车前坐是豪华的黄色座驾，爱德华坐在上面，望着面前虚空的各种颜色的光圈，像个科学家。车后座是粉色玉座，铺着绣满花朵的毛毯，玛丽安和玛丽特坐在上面像是两位巨星。

随着爱德华微笑着，伸手往虚空虚拟触屏上一点，就已启动时光机，使得这辆形似中世纪时代国王马车的机器缓缓升空而起，越升越高，然后周遭的空间忽然像是进入云层，白雾翻滚，风卷残云，夕阳的光色照在时光机器上……

至于乘坐在时光机器里的玛丽安和玛丽特，却看到四周环境一变，她们已经身处一个漆黑空洞的宇宙里，远处，有一大片像是云层的雾气在虚空缭绕，它的颜色，就像梵高笔下的星空景象，没有行星，也没有陨石，似乎一切混沌，像是圣经里说的存在与虚无。这时，爱德华说道：我们正在46亿年前，这里是银河系，前面是巨量分子云，请注意，它快要变化为太阳系了。爱德华说着，双手像拈花一般，点来点去，就见宇宙图像一变，随着附近一颗巨大恒星爆炸开来，引力使四周环境变幻，血的颜色，鲜花一样，绽放，收缩，最后就变成了一颗光芒闪耀的太阳。还不等玛丽安和玛丽特多么惊讶眼前瑰丽的太空景色，爱德华双手虚空点着，时间飞逝，转眼之间，她们就看到虚空里出现一颗蔚蓝色的星球，那就是地球了，时光机器像是鸟般往前滑翔，四周空间变成一片白色，底下出现茂盛的原始森林，平原，河流，以及那些只在历史课里的原始动物，霸王龙，翼龙，鱼龙……紧接着，时光飞逝得更快了，她们看见了金字塔，无数蚂蚁一样的人群拉着硕大石头，好像孩子玩耍积木，一座座沙漠上的金字塔就矗立起来了，然后看见一个古黄色皮肤的中国老人，他在洞穴里绘画图腾，创造文字，一个西装笔挺的白人教授在学校里给人讲物理知识，轮船，汽车，飞机……

Time Machine

Writer: Island

Dedicated to Marianne and Marit

"Great Norwegian Group, world singer, I am Mr. Magician Edward, I would like to recommend our company's newly invented product, the Pretty Boy time machine. All the audience, gentlemen, ladies, children, please use your applause to welcome the two Norwegian female singers, Marianne and Marit, come on board..." Edward smiled. He was dressed as a magician, wearing a top hat, a black magic robe, holding a white cane, and smiling with two ivory-white teeth. It is said that he had asked a dentist to embed 32 diamonds in the gaps between his teeth. At this time, he stood next to the Pretty Boy time machine, opened the door, and waited for Marianne and Marit to step onto the stairs. Marianne has wavy curly hair and a sweet smile. She is tall. Today she wears a black shirt and hip-hop pants. She walks like a model, while Marit has blonde hair and a subtle smile. She is plump and sexy. Today she wears a Tang suit cheongsam and hip-hop pants. She walks like a painter. They walked hand in hand, lightly and gracefully up the jade steps, like a couple, smiling at the audience on both sides, like a star, and walked up to the time machine parked on the steps, and then stepped on the back seat of the time machine.

This time machine looks like a medieval carriage, because there are eight black jade horses in front of it, but the body is like a Transformer, with large and small round gears and some mysterious crystals. The front seat is a luxurious yellow car, and Edward sits on it, looking at the various colored apertures in the void in front of him, like a scientist. The back seat is a pink jade seat, covered with a blanket embroidered with flowers, and Marianne and Mariette sit on it like two superstars.

As Edward smiled, he stretched out his hand and touched the virtual touch screen in the void, and the time machine was activated, causing the machine, which looked like a medieval king's carriage, to slowly rise into the air, rising higher and higher, and then the surrounding space suddenly seemed to enter the clouds, white mist rolled, the wind swept away the clouds, and the light of the sunset shone on the time machine... As for Marianne and Mariette who were riding in the time machine, they saw that the surrounding environment changed, and they were already in a dark and empty universe. In the distance, there was a large area of fog like clouds lingering in the void. Its color was like the starry sky scene painted by Van Gogh. There were no planets or meteorites. It seemed that everything was chaotic, like the existence and nothingness mentioned in the Bible. At this time, Edward said: We are 4.6 billion years ago. This is the Milky Way. In front of us is a huge molecular cloud. Please note that it is about to change into the solar system. Edward said, pointing his hands like picking flowers, and the image of the universe changed. As a huge star exploded nearby, gravity changed the surrounding environment. The color of blood, like flowers, bloomed and shrank, and finally turned into a shining sun. Before Marianne and Mariette could be surprised by the magnificent space scenery in front of them, Edward pointed his hands in the void, time flew by, and in a blink of an eye, they saw a blue planet appear in the void. That was the earth. The time machine glided forward like a bird, and the surrounding space turned white. There appeared lush primeval forests, plains, rivers, and those primitive animals that only existed in history classes, Tyrannosaurus, pterosaurs, ichthyosaurs... Then, time flew faster, and they saw the pyramids, countless ant-like people pulling huge stones, like children playing with building blocks, and pyramids stood up in the desert. Then they saw an old Chinese man with ancient yellow skin, who was painting totems and creating characters in the cave, and a white professor in a well-dressed suit was teaching people physics knowledge in school, ships, cars, airplanes...